No One Loves A Fatty: How To Put Your Woman On A Diet | 
 enlarge | Author: Jhhk
Publisher: Saga Tree
Category: EBooks
List Price: $9.99
Buy New: $7.99
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Rating:  4 reviews
Sales Rank: 90331
Format: Kindle Book
Media: Kindle Edition
ASIN: B0017U1A5G
Publication Date: April 13, 2008
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Product Description
Destined to become the Bestdamnselling book in America! "No One Loves A Fatty: How To Put Your Woman On A Diet (& Other Power Secrets From The Guru Of Manliness)" will profanely change the way you think about all! even slightly! thick women! so that you can turn any DOG! damn ordinary girl! into a GOD!YES! Young Enthusiastic Sex Goddess! psychologically manipulate her into giving you Bliss-On-Tap! then exploit her flesh to attain WAP!BAM! Wealth And Power Beyond All Measure! even if it's only in your mind! because that still counts! because JHHK's Secret Technique is more than just Totally Life Transforming! it's the New Ultimate Titanium Standard! it's the NUTS! and the True Shortcut to instantly experiencing the Full American Dream!
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 You have to be kidding June 30, 2008
EMG (Phoenix, AZ)
3 out of 7 found this review helpful
Wow...I think that there is a reason that the author did not put his name - he would be on every woman's hit list. All I can say is that his pectorals had better be perfect, his *ss edible and his belly flat.
Seriously? June 21, 2008
EMK
1 out of 6 found this review helpful
This is a joke right? I hope you don't want to actually sell any copies of this book.
 Colbert-esque Parody Of A Misogynistic, Self-Help, Get-Rich/Get-Sex Man-Guru May 4, 2008
Adventure Fan
5 out of 6 found this review helpful
?!?
I picked up this book as a gag gift for a friend, because it's cheap, and the title is sweet. My first thought was: what the hell is this?
It turns out it's a book of advice, to men, from the Guru of Manliness (a satiric character) inside the structure of how to put your woman on a diet, self-help book.
I read the thing twice before I gave it away, and then I got a copy for myself, which I now leave on the coffee table whenever people come over.
Having digested it all, I can only conclude this "Guru" is Monstrous. There are sentences in here, which, as a man, I might think, but I would never dare to speak, much less write down on paper, to be read by millions.
In fact, try reading this book out loud, to a group, with a straight face, without laughing. It's physically impossible.
But don't be fooled. This is not really a diet book, and it's not really erotica, but it's not entirely satire. There's actual, helpful, practical dieting, dating, and body-shaping advice, it's just slathered with a profane, unashamedly sexual, angry male point-of-view. Also it has a plot!?!
It's a bizarrely effective hybrid, almost like an R-Rated Hollywood Sex Comedy. Reading the thing is like hulking out to King Kong, biting the heads off of hot screaming naked women, and then thumping your chest in a manly fashion. It's impolite, but it sure is cathartic.
(And not recommended for toddlers.)
Oh, and the last three pages, after a book's worth of build-up, ends with what has to be considered the single funniest joke in the history of the english language.
Hilarious Parody Of A Misogynistic, Self-Help, Get-Rich/Get-Sex Man-Guru May 4, 2008
Adventure Fan
1 out of 3 found this review helpful
Reading this book is like watching an R-rated Hollywood sex comedy, except the whole time you're inside the head, experiencing the thoughts, of the Vince Vaughn character.
?!?
I picked up this book as a gag gift for a friend, because it's cheap, and the title is sweet. My first thought was: what the hell is this?
It turns out it's a book of advice, to men, from the Guru of Manliness (a satiric character) inside the structure of how to put your woman on a diet, self-help book.
I read the thing twice before I gave it away, and then I got a copy for myself, which I now leave on the coffee table whenever people come over.
Having digested it all, I can only conclude this "Guru" is Monstrous. There are sentences in here, which, as a man, I might think, but I would never dare to speak, much less write down on paper, to be read by millions.
In fact, try reading this book out loud, to a group, with a straight face, without laughing. It's physically impossible.
But don't be fooled. This is not really a diet book, and it's not really erotica, but it's not entirely satire. There's actual, helpful, practical dieting, dating, and body-shaping advice, it's just slathered with a profane, unashamedly sexual, angry male point-of-view. Also it has a plot!?!
It's a bizarrely effective hybrid, almost like an R-Rated Hollywood Sex Comedy. Reading the thing is like hulking out to King Kong, biting the heads off of hot screaming naked women, and then thumping your chest in a manly fashion. It's impolite, but it sure is cathartic.
(And not recommended for toddlers.)
Oh, and the last three pages, after a book's worth of build-up, ends with what has to be considered the single funniest joke in the history of the english language.
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